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Thursday 24 July, 2008
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99 SECRETS





















                                            

99 SECRETS GIRLS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT

GUYS


1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They 

    prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you  

    afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply  

    means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?"  

    are the first usual questions a guy asks on the
    phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to   

    sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care  

    about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
    characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile .

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And  

      they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to
      tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped   

      them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their   

      defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know   

      what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a
      conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually    

      stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any   

      excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor,
      he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't    

      lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again  

      tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he  

      gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you   

      a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this   

      doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He   

      does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of

      the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But  

     don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small  

      dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not  

      that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from  

      about his problems with you may end up being
      admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs  

      someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he  

      teases you.  
 

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with  

      someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would  

      unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her  

      weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and  

      become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it    

      would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after  

      they broke up especially when they've been together
      for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before  

      getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's

      too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and   

      hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame   

      themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even
      hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will    

      power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed   

      pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating.  

      You'll probably see that he is nervous .

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He  

      really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just  

      actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first   

      sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the
      end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can  

      never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and  

      basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance
      novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your   

      naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to  

      your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first  

      sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and  

      you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more  

      repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when   

      the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too  

      well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have  

      unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your  

      jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to
      be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike  

      girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to  

      know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's  

      just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool  

      but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not  

      good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or  

      he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a  

      second chance, give it to him. But when you catch
      him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always  

      glances at you and it obviously shows that he is
     jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can        

     say is your boy best friend loves you more than
     your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books  

      that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he  

      cries in  front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your  

      voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells
      that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes     

      makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you  

      see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are  

      serious in your relationships.

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